but not quite. Just really, really close.

In no particular order –

1. When your coworker uses the microwave and selects something like “frozen block of ice” instead of “popcorn”.
2. Suddenly getting emails from a mailing list you unsubscribed from at least 6 months ago.
3. Your saddle is slightly too low, and you forgot your multitool.
4. Getting junk mail from Geico/State Farm/Allstate promising to save you money on insuring a car that you don’t have.
5. Your iphone hasn’t been backed up in 56 weeks, you don’t care enough to bother backing it up, but it keeps reminding you daily anyhow.